Evisu Defence League

The online magazine Don’t Panic has just launched a short documentary on the EDL. Contrary to previous evidence, they reveal that the EDL are not a racist organisation. Chants like ‘Allah! Allah! Who the f**k is Allah?’ belie the fact their actual cause is sartorial freedom, specifically the right to wear Evisu jeans without being judged.

The Evisu Defence League can be seen below:

This adds to an impressive record of investigative journalism from the magazine.

Alan Duncan was famously undone by one of their interviewers in the wake of the expenses scandal, angrily muttering about MP’s ‘rations’. The BNP were also a victim of a Don’t Panic scoop, which exposed their whites-only membership policy. They have even taken advantage of Tory MP Anthony Steen’s self-proclaimed ‘very, very large house’, holding a naked picnic in his garden.